Saturday, May 30, 2009

And so it begins


When Skyler first approached me with the idea to start a blog, I was anxious and frightened, so I punched him in his face hole...with a hammer. It did the trick. Between the ambulance ride, paper work, and follow-up surgeries, I was able to stall for several minutes before having to write a single word. And in those sexy minutes, I decided to start at the beginning, the day SnM comics was born...
I think drugs were involved, but it's difficult to remember what with all the drinking. We stood atop a mountain surveying the vast landscape of shitty movies in our local video dispensary. From the fancy packaging, one could deduce that much money had been given to someone to produce these things. Well, I owed my bookie a couple dollars, so we decided to go into the show business.
Our break-out first film met with little success, as it was never finished. We never even tried a second time. You see, actors have incredible egos and insufficient skills to portray the depth of emotions that happen when child molesting homeless people are killed by a love-sick stoner. Also poop jokes.
Turns out CGI is pretty tricky as well, so we're like, "Fuck it. Let's just draw them shit's." And draw them shits we did.
When computers happened, we were at the forefront of website technology. You can totally tell. That's why we're blogging now. Cause we're original ass trendsetters, bitch! Don't you forget it.

1 comment:

  1. Props to you guys for creating a work of heart, not for kids who haven't yet grown hair on their balls. Like it mucho con mucho hombres.

    - "D-Dawg"

    ReplyDelete