Hi there. We here at SnM comics would like to take a break from our usual routine of making hilarity, ingesting drugs, and wagering money you've only dreamed of on what it will take to get tonight's hooker to cry delicious shame tears so that we can explain a few things to our possibly confused studio audience.
Pay attention. You better not make me do this again.
One of our fans, let's just call him Skyler since we don't actually have fans, recently became concerned that our future fans (of which there'll be so, so many)might not understand what the fuck is happening with our cast of characters.
It's like this: We invented these fictitious people whose resemblence to us and many of our friends is completely coincidental. No. Fuck that. It's non-existant. We're that fucking creative. Anyway, they're basically actors, dig? And we can throw them into any situation we please.
None of these stories has any real effect on the actors who act them, except for the times when they do. Those times are the shit, and you should totally write essays that analyze our character developement over the span of several period genres in relation to our bulging genius. Then hand them shits to your professors and watch the A's roll in.
ok here goes
ReplyDeleteThe character described simply as "friend" seems to exhibit a post modernistic franco-draco sort of complex which is reminisent of french new wave cinema. His seemingly "cute" and "innocent" gaze is mearly a reminder to all of us that this society we live in is nothing if not bat shit insane. He is the everyman, he does not wait to act, he just acts, he digs his way out of jails, he kills bums,he gets his own "Friend " cereal from the store. Dont you see, he is just like you and me. I buy the "Sage" cereal from the store which comes with little marshmellow fairys in it. Nick buys his own cereal, which from th looks of his picture must be Captian Crunch, or that cinniman toast dude, you know the ones that sometimes come in cool little french toast pieces but then they take them off the market and you try to complain but they just say there is nothing they can do and its a my fault?! But I digress..........................Jeremy Mansbridge is a archtype character of the "wise old man" as seen in "All in the Family" or "Sanford's Sons" Dispenseing home spun wisdom to the family with the threat of a shotgun wedding at the idea his daughter, or son was with/is a "black" or a "jew". The violence insues and hilarity is not far behind thus reminding all of us that once an old lady has lied to us about her age and promescuity, its time to snicker snag all over her old lady purse and yell at her to get a job, and a haircut.
The End
(Submitted for ENG112 Summer Semester tied to a rock and hurled through the teacher's car window.
All you fucker's got that shit wrong. friend is the epitome of what it means to be a man, having years and years penile experience, and none with men. i swear. while denizen and jeremy are simply semi talented stoner fuckers who get all their inspiration from friend's genious and then pass it on as their original thought taking all the credit and leaving him none. luckily he immense talent upon lute still brings him bags and bags of fans. also the ladies.
ReplyDeletehey nick, it sounds like these fucking guys might know what they're talking about. we needs to erase these messages before our readers find out the truths behind snm comics and give over all that is our money and pussy to these OG fucks. and once and for all we Shall Kill the one they call Mersh!
ReplyDeleteIt's no worries, Skyler. If the audience were unable to correctly identify our character's drives and thematic implications, we would be failures.
ReplyDeleteThat said, you idiots are way the fuck off, and I now feel more shame than immigrant bukkake stars.