I'm feeling frisky, plus I've been neglecting this blog like it was one of my kids, so today you get two posts. Two! I'm a fucking blog machine, baby.
Here goes: I've been thinking about this crazy internet thing a lot lately, and I've concluded with absolute certainty that it will undoubtedly plunge us into a new utopian era of facism and slavery and war.
They've got this new thing where airport security can tell if you're gonna blow shit up based entirely on facial ticks and sweat. It's straight up mind reading, with science.
Imagine what THey (the evil doers who rule the world) could do if they used some of them fancy gizmos to cross-analyze your myspace with your fucking browsing history. People are spending so much time inputing their thoughts into this massive information taco we call the internet that pretty soon, some guy somewhere will know exactly what you're thinking at all times. If you start looking at gun websites and "fuck I need some money.com," he'll press some little button and the cops'll swoop in with tear gas and the rest is history, ass-rape history to be precise.
Conversely, if you spend all your time jerking off to the comics here at SnM, the internet police will know you're just some worthless pile of stoner who couldn't commit a real crime if his balls were made out of knife fights and his mustache were a carefully trimmed case of domestic abuse.
So play it safe kids, and keep it tuned to SnM. Your life may depend on it.
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