SnM needs you!

So I'm sitting around at work trying to come up with ideas for the funny, but the stupid phone keeps ringing with all these whiny customers wanting things, things I have to pretend to give a shit about. I'm tired of pretending.

Here's the deal. We've got a pretty legit entertainment site going, what with the chronic shorts and the freshly blogged content. We're reeling in some steady hits, but we're not making any money. I still have to work for cash flow like a sucker.

That's why we're doing this charity drive for cancer: so we can get paid for making comics. It sure as hell isn't for kids with cancer. You can help by showing the site to folks that have never even been to Mammoth, folks you know that we don't. Tell them to buy our book that we make with our goddamned bare hands, cause it'll blow their feeble minds. Tell 'em to check the preview out right here, why don't ya?

I know it sounds like I'm asking you to do a bunch of advertising for me, for free. That's probably because I am. But you can write the time off as a tax exemption. Plus when we got Hollywood banging down our doors for movie rights, we'll be like, "Remember that guy that pimped our site to all his friends? We should send him a fruit basket."

You know you want some fruit. Fucking juicy peaches, strawberries, some mangoes. Them's good eatin.