I want to be serious for a minute. Bear with me. It's father's day today, and it always gets me to thinking just how bad ass of a father I am.
Case in point, think about what you did today. Did you smoke some bowls, play some video games, maybe work at some crappy job? Well, I created a person, using only my glistening penis and a lot of soulful thrusting. Then, for good measure, I fattened the kid up with all sorts of nurishment and taught her everything known to man until she became this awesome girl who sings and draws tattoos on herself and laughs everytime anyone farts, ever.
Sure Katrina helped here and there, but it's my day, so back off!
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word son, congrats on your day, it's all for you and your glistening penis... so you spent it blogging huh? nice.
ReplyDeleteActually we hiked the fuck out of that Bishop's Peak in SLO. I also ate a dank celebration sandwich from that place you used to work at, but my stupid ass forgot to ask for today off, so now I'm at work.
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