God I hate rich people, with their heated swimming pools and shrimp cocktail sauce. I hear that shit's delicious beyond all reason, but the only seafood I can afford with my foodstamps is dolphin-laden tuna fish. It's not fair! That's why I stick it to 'em good with comic funnies. Did you see the look on the smug jerk's expensive face when we threw him in the well? I hope he hates himself.
On a lighter note, this week's comic destroyed our previous record for comic with the most titties. A staggering 53! Go back and see if you can find em all (Hint: you can't. Not because they aren't there, but because years of your mother's passive-aggressive mental abuse has rendered you unable to identify 93% of titties. Sucks to be you, fag.).
To celebrate our new record, we're gonna let you decide the topic for next week's comic. Throw down your ideas in the comment box so we can promptly ignore/ mock them. The guy with the idea that doesn't suck wins!
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You guy's should write a story in which friend realizes that everyone thinks he is lame, so he steals rich moranis' shrink ray and makes everyone miniture grinds them up into spice and eats there pizza causing him to gain all there powers which he uses to master super smash brothers leading to his defeating that cocky pot faced kid at the competion and finally get his pubes caught in that groupy bitch's braces
ReplyDeletenot bad, not bad. but rick moranis is little bitch, let's take master shake's shrink ray, keep it fresh for the younguns. eating people pizza is deffinately a savory and sound idea. let's take a vote. Who would friend play as on Super Smash? i'd guess samus or that little fat bitch with the electic yoyo.
ReplyDeleteI think friend would be luigi, cause he's little more than a goofy looking side kick.
ReplyDeletefuck that friend would be marth. he's got those two bitch moves and friend is little bitch
ReplyDeletehey, as long as we'e talking melee. which obviously we are, every character's got two or three bitch moves. i'm going for pikachu.
ReplyDeleteI don't know who this arrogant cocksucker above me is (not even balls enough to post a name) but friend would totally be marth, whose bitch moves are way more badass than pikachu. also to quote john lennon, "friend is marth, marth is friend"
ReplyDeleteAs a certified psychologist, I advise you to distance yourself from this "Friend" character. You're not the same pefrson, as Friend has friends. EA sports, it's in the name.
ReplyDeleteaside from your idiotic rantings about stupid ass nintendo games,everyone knows xbox is the shiznit,i thoroughly enjoyed the titties and christian bashing in the comic.as for the next comic i would like to see some more crystal meth and possibly some biker gangs and some raping.you have your suggestion now go forth and don't do anything with it.i found a site for s&m comics.some motherfuckers gotta die.
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