Last week's dolphin massacre took some time to whip up, so we were a bit late on that one. That's forgivable, right? We totally meant to catch up by this Saturday, but we didn't.
It's not that we don't love you. It's that we got distracted watching television. You know that shit comes with curse words and titties now?
No big deal though. We missed two measley Saturdays after a mind boggling streak of dedication, where in we met deadline after deadline for two whole weeks in a mother fucking row. We're gonna focus on the success rather than dwelling on the ugly past. It's called Denial and Repression, and it's how we do around here. For instance, when I'm not using it for comedic purposes, I've practically buried that horrific image of my mother and her boyfriend, their globby white asses glowing in the faint blue light of the Cosby Show. Interestingly enough, that night is the sole reason I hate the Blacks. Sorry guys. You really don't deserve it.
But enough playful racism and deep-seated psychological issues. We're here to discuss the new SnM, a place where art and comedy flow freely, like gentle streams of honey, unencombered by stupid deadlines.
Comics will hence forth be delivered every once in a while...you know...sort of weekly-ish. Just to be safe, you should probably check the site pretty much everytime you're high.
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