We all know Global Warming was an elaborate lie** designed to make nerds seem cool, thus helping them to dip their dicks in vagoo sauce. They told us gas was full of pollution all the sudden, so scientists would have to step up and save the day with their expensive gadgets.
Luckily, we saw through all that bullshit with the greatest of ease. We've seen enough cartoons and eighties movies to know that nerds are jerks and actions never have serious consequences.
So imagine my surprise when I read about this new Cap and Trade Law or program or whatever the fuck it is. Obama wants to take away our rights to drive cars, run factories, live fast, and die young? How could that be? How could a man with such grace and insight want to do something so retarded?
Now, I've been hesitant to write this blog. I don't think it's right for people to criticize our President, especially on the Fourth of July, but this Wahington Post article officially declared it OK to hate on the President, despite his blackness and probable gang affiliations. And I have to do something, cause SnM, inc. cuts down forests like fucking crazy and pumps black clouds of death into the air just for kicks.
So here goes: Fuck Cap and Trade. It's gonna make everything cost 5 million dollars, and after two weeks of that shit, we'll be slitting eachother's throats Road Warrior style. Is that what you want, Obama? It's what SnM wants - sweet, delicious anarchy. So I guess I changed my mind. Cap and Trade rocks my socks. Go Captain Planet!
**Global Warming is not actaully a lie. Please, for the love of God, install some compact flouresents, or we're all gonna die.
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