No. We also have violence, and bloodshed gets shit done. Just look at Vietnam, or Iraq, or that other place where we kill people for no reason, except there is a reason and it's called Comedy.
Laughter is the multi-use screwdriver of revolution and enslavement. You can't finish the job without one, unless you're drunk, and I'm freaking wasted.
There are rules against beating and killing people until they agree with you, but this is America, dammit, and we can ridicule their ideals, exposing such retardedry and shame that they're forced to suicide.
The world is utterly terrifying and as you can infer from my fear, I am quite the coward. I don't excercise and guns freak me the fuck out, so if i want a revolution (and Skyler tells me I do) I guess I'll have to stick with harmless insults hurled from an insignificant website...of unfathomable greatness. I suggest you join in, cause, great aborted Jesus fetus, it's fun to hate.
P.S. I meant to talk about how Jon Stewart is the only balanced news source on the entire planet and how ironic and scary and great that is. I got distracted though. Anyway here's the link to a recent episode in which he cleverly points out the flaws in democratic health care without being a nut job conservative screaming about flap jacks or whatever they do.
Notice how subdued the laughter is when he attacks your fearless leader. People are so gay for that guy I wanna puke.
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