Dublooned

So a couple days ago I did humanity a favor and answered that pesky meaning of life question everyone's asking about. But, I was pretty high, and I might've forgotten a few of the details...there was something about legos, though, and jellyfish.

The main jist was that most attempts to answer that question are too homocentric (that there's a science word I made up to mean "centered around humans." I subbed in homo cause you drink jizz buckets, queer). I don't know if you know this, but things are alive even if they're not people, even if they're just floating around catching food on accident. And all plants do is turn little bits of rock into growing stems and leaves and shit, using the powers of water and the sun, but they're still alive, man. I just blew your mind, right? By telling you plants and jellyfish are alive? How come your mighty science never deduced that, bitches?

But I'll take it one step further: all life does is absorb non-living or dead shit into itself so it can grow and expand. That's the answer, baby. Manifest Destiny. We(people)are alive and we're taking over, unless these adorable dolphins fuck up our shit.

Check this interesting but long as fuck video. It'll make you poop.



If you can walk away from that without a blood thirst for dolphin sushi, you're one fucked up individual. Those monsters are one step away from being legitamte competition in the high stakes resource game. Our team is beyond evolution. Our retards are shamelessly allowed to live and make retardeder retard babies, while we pollute the ocean thus speeding up dolphin evolution by ensuring that only the smartest survive. Plus faster mutation from nuclear things probably.

I guess we could stop polluting and train them as water slaves, but that's what pussies do. Real men kill dolphins. They already have sonar telepathy. They're literally a generation away from jedi mind control. And they're cute as fuck! How are we gonna say no to their demands?