Remember that time when I predicted Hurricane Katrina and blogged the warning all over your face thus saving thousands of lives? Check the archives. It's there, proof that I am one psychic mother fucking maestro of entertainment.
Well, add this gem to the collection.
Sure, it's entirely different than the mind reading I warned you about earlier, but it's fucking brain hacking! That's even worse. Not only can they monitor your mind and arrest the fuck out of you just for thinking about a little harmless rape, now they can hack in there and command you to rape their enemies (it may seem like I'm overly focused on the rape potential of these technologies, but I know these people. They're rapists, fool).
We gotta stay one step ahead of the game. Admittedly, computers aren't my bag. If Skyler weren't always threatening me with taco embargoes, I'd still be hiding in the corner with my paper readables like a frightened old man.
So it's up to you to master the brain hacking capabilities. And since there's only two of you reading this (if that), it should be pretty easy for me to cut off your head and absorb your knowledges. Go to it. We're counting on you.
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"Id still be hideing in the corner with my paper readables like a frightened old man."
ReplyDeletedamn that is funny!
Why thank you. We aims to please.
ReplyDeleteOrwell saw this comming way befor you even knew what a hurrican was m to the f bomb. I, on the other and more logical side, think this is a good idea. I am sick and tired of trying to make my own decisions. I never know what to wear and as for dinner, if nick's mother isn't making pre game nachos (and by game i mean the pork skin flesh drive) forget about it. I can't wait for the government to make my choices for me. also it would give me a really good excuse to rape "uncle sam told me so".
ReplyDeleteShe stopped making me pre "game" nachos years ago. Damn it! what do you have that I don't?
ReplyDeletea dick she can't choke on. no matter how hard she tries
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