This week's comic is up and it's a fucking doozey. We spent weeks utilizing our actually existant journalism powers to find the truth behind the rampant corruption within the Police Department. We won't say which department (it's Mammoth's), since we tossed out all them true facts and subbed in some hilarious bullshit for your comic enjoyment. That's what we do here.
But don't take my word for it. Here are two hard hitting reports from the Mammoth Times:
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C'mon guys, let's just take his word for it. I'm sure the cop wouldn't lie.
Notice how both articles shamelessly side with the cops? The tranny who wrote the opinion piece barely restrains himself from calling Chief Shienle a hero for speaking out against the 100% true allegations that he fucked some side floozey and commanded his thugs to punch out a troublesome rookie. You can almost see him salivating over Shienle's shriveled nuts. Way to inform the people, Mr. Sugimura.
Oh! And guess who's wife is Mammoth's mayor? Fucking Sugimura, the reporter who is supposed to reveal to us how his wife's police force is composed of bumbling idiots and corrupt drug fiends. Fuck you, Mammoth Times. Fuck you right in the face.
Now, I have no real way of knowing if these allegations are true, but we both know they are. These are the same cops that stole your weed in high school. The ones that got off on beating up Mexicans. And especially the ones who abused that poor narc of theirs, the one that sucked the chrome off of bumpers...You know the one.
These power tripping bitches were severly punished with paid vacation time for their crimes against humanity. But is that enough? And what can we do, since they have the guns, the media, and the drugs? I'm glad I asked. Shienle's email was on that one article. I bet if you flooded it with child pornography those internal affairs folks would totally notice. I'm just sayin.
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Chrome off the fuckin' bumper my friend! also i know for a fact that those cops are lying. That motherfucker sucked MY dick. there's a credible edible for you. fuck mlpd and if your down with mlpd fuck you too motherfucker. Shienle says he's a player but i fucked his wife. bitch. also good comic this week always nice when y'all trach the police. Hey Nick how's about you give me a ring sometime.
ReplyDeleteagreed,fuck the MLPD.especially the asshole that gave me a dui.i mean seriously all i did was innocently ram my car into somebody else's,all the while bieng so drunk i couldn't even stand.since when is that a crime.i thought this was america not russia.in the words of the great nwa fuck the police.on a side note whats with all the somalia hating in the strips these days.branch out and hate on multiple third world countries.variety is the spice of life
ReplyDeletei think the somali bit is pointing out that america and the rest of the world is carelessly bombarding somalia with nuclear waste and dead police "TRASH" which is destroying their fish and society.
ReplyDeleteAlso, did you guys notice how the one Somalian was a pirate? Damn we're good. Plus we've hated extensively on Cambodia and Mexico. Do your research, you filthy drunk.
ReplyDeletepoint taken.its just the abundance of somalia bashing latley,but you have *jokingly, with tact, wit, and taste* hated on mexicans quite a bit in the past.*Hooray for* mexicans as well as the police.whats with anonymous up there trying to find the inner symbols in the strips.like you guys give a shit about somalian culture and society.you just like to *expose the imperialist natural of American politics and the devastating effects these policies have on developing nations, which are populated by intelligent, kind, and loving people, even if they are brown skinned*
ReplyDeleteSnM would like to apoligize for the formerly ignorant and bigoted above comment. We have corrected Mersh's comment (again. Fuck Mersh, you really want people to hate us, don't you?)
ReplyDeleteWe would like to add that we love Mexicans and value their many contributions to civilization including but not limited to: tacos and tequila. Thank you Mexicans. You're hard work makes our laziness possible.
at least you put astriks for the corrections.not like anybody besides me,kellen and sage are reading it anyway
ReplyDeleteHey I dont read this commie rag! (
ReplyDeleteUSA! USA!
don't forget anon. up there. although it is quite obvious that anon is just nick trying up his cred. also mexicans gave us ponchos the perfect clothing for the well hung over soul, and i my friend am hung over like a horse on a nearly daily basis. so thanks for the snm ponchos guys.
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